SCHLONG KONG DISTRO (SKD=)


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THE SCHLONG KONG DISTRO (SKD=)

Established in 6/6/06.

extreme
all original
non-homoginized
high in fat
high in calories
real butter
real lard
flavorful
microbrewed dark beer w/ extra hopps
real home cooked meals w/ all the fixins
gravy train w/ biscuit wheels
interesting
raw
real
explicit
in your face
PURE FUCKING GUTTER-CORE FROM THE FUCKING MURDER CAPITOL MUSIC CREATIONS!

THIS IS NOT CAPITOL RECORDS!: THIS IS MURDER CAPITOL RECORDS!
THE STEVIE HAYES RECORDS (SHR=) DICTATORSHIP, THE MAIN LABEL WE DISTRO, THEY'RE LARGE & IN CHARGE!
THERE IS A NEW DICTATOR IN TOWN & HE'S READY TO BLITZKRIEG THIS SHIT OUT OF & TAKE OVER THIS ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD
FUNDED BY THE DEVIL!
THE KINGS, INVENTORS, & DICTATORS OF PURE FUCKING GUTTER-CORE FROM THE FUCKING MURDER CAPITOL!
THE NEW MAINSTREAM!

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SCHLONG KONG DISTRO (SKD=)

(SKD=) THE KING OF ALL THE SCHLONG IN ALL THE LAND!

Promotional D.I.Y. BOX SET offer to artists

Right now we are doing a promotional offer. Here is what you need to do. Send in 3 mint condition cdr's of your band to our offices. We will check out your material. If we like your cd we will include them onto our 3 spindle BOX SETS that are for sale for $800 cash each. Each one of our spindle box sets holds 100 all original hand made cdr's by the artists themselves. therefore this comes out to $8 per cd. We like artists that have 80 minutes of "all original diy underground home made, hand crafted material." If you have pro cd's, tapes, vinyl, whatever format, you can send them to us likewise. email for details. thank you.

1 NAZI BOX SET (100 CD'S & CDR'S)

(if your in a white power / nazi band / 88 / SIEG HEIL / SKINHEAD BAND, here is your chance to get on this custom box set. send in your ORIGINAL material.)
hit contact on the page here & send us a message.

1 POOEY SHITCORE BOX SET (100 CD'S & CDR'S)

(it is rumored that the owner will literally take a shit on this box set, upon completion and before mailing out. it will literally be a piece of shit. SEND IN YOUR ORIGINAL SHITCORE CD'S TODAY!)
hit contact on the page here & send us a message.

1 MEXICAN SAINT DEATH CULT BOX SET (100 CD'S & CDR'S)

(for those mexicans that worship the Saint Death Cult Godess & you're in a band that worships this godess of death in mexico, we want your cd on this custom box set we will make for you that has the Saint Death Godess on the box set that you can add to your collection and pray to daily! SEND IN YOUR ORIGINAL CD'S TODAY!)
hit contact on the page here & send us a message.